I AM KAYSER SOZE

I am Kayser Soze. well, actually i am kayser soze's clone. so i am sort of me. anyway, i am on the run from the police and am hiding at the police station, till then, i am a stand in for me. being a clone i think in exactly the same way as me and i agree that i should take over the business till i am free to come out of hiding. even though i have become a drug lord in america and have a monopoly in the human trafficing market, i feel that the i should explore other areas. i hear the cartoon wars have begun and mr. cartman is leading the dark side against the justice league...hmm....if only batman could come to the dark side..wiat a minute, isn't he already? in that case justice league...prepare to meet your match. because once Bush looses the elections the real world will become to damn boring with people trying to do good and i will be trying to help the justice league to try and fall on the gravel, they will trip on themselves without any help. i spoke of this idea to me and i agreed with me.
I hope to implement it fast, but i will need your help in it. all you college students with not more than an ounce of goodness in you can apply. a GPA (upper) cut off of 6.66 is a necessity but i will allow others to sit for it if they can convince me of their GPA's were flukes, i will still have to ask me for a special favor in such cases, so you better be good. the money will be as much as you want till you try and become more powerful than me (highly unlikely..cos im not afraid to do wht others are afraid of...). then i would have to make you blink for an extraordinarily long time.(comprende...)
otherwise you will only be able to meet me and not me because as i said, im in hiding. Mr. Kobayashi will be helping me out with the recruitment process. i think you will remember him from his cool funky hairydo and his accent (i told him to put in on..). i am looking forward to meeting the people who are going to be very rich and the future rulers of the underworld, (after me that is..)
apparently i had made a deal with Lucifer (which only i know about..so i don't know all the details) that once i get bored of this world and of the cartoon freaks, ill be given an oppertunity to rule hell. (i think he got to know of my plans to overtake the damned place as it is) 3 lucky students will be given the oppertunity to go down with me. so work hard and blow up some ships, rob some trucks..use your imagination my friends.
the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was to convince the world that he did'nt exist....for the record, thats my moto. and just like that..puff...(im gone).